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Here are a number of gems from "Code Lyoko," when you just can't think of anything else to say.
 
Just to let you guys know: I KNOW they're not in order--I just put them down any old way.  Enjoy.

Ulrich:We're about to be attacked by a giant teddy bear!  (Teddygodzilla)
 
Aelita: It's so wonderful to be alive!"
 (False Start)
 
Jeremy: Aelita's. . .WOW!" (False Start)
 
Yumi: So, how's our new Earthling doing?"
(False Start)
 
Aelita: I like history, but you've got to admit you fight a lot here.  There are wars all the time. (False Start)
 
Aelita: I don't know anything about history.
Ulrich: That's just it: you're here to learn.
Aelita: I guess I would feel better if it were a class about computers.
Odd: If it were a class about computers, you could be the teacher.
(False Start)
 
Aelita: I. . .oh, what happened?
Jeremy: You fainted, Aelita.  It's a lot like sleeping. . .a really deep sleep.
Aelita: (smiles) I liked the way it felt!
(False Start)
 
Aelita: No air to breathe, no smells, no warmth, nothing! I miss the real world already!
(False Start)
 
Jeremy: Did you know that trees put out new branches at a ratio of 1.6?"
Aelita: 1.618 to be exact.  It's the Golden Ratio.  Hey, do you think nature obeys nonlinear equations?
Sissi: Just who do those two think they are?  Mr. and Mrs. Einstein?
(The Hermitage)
 
Aelita: Monsters only exist in fairy tales.  Monsters only exist in fairy tales!
(The Hermitage)
 
 
(Aelita screams during a nightmare.  Sissi storms in, waking her.)
Sissi: Do you know what time it is?!
Aelita: Um. . .five in the morning?
Sissi: And who's shouting at five in the morning?!
Aelita: Um. . .you?
(Mister Puck)
 
Odd: Jeremie won't be coming tonight, Rosa, so could I have his mashed potatoes?
Rosa: I don't know where you put it.  You're so scrawny.
Odd: I'm not scrawny!  I'm svelte.
(Revelation)
 
(Because Aelita is all right after being re-formatted, Jeremie is so happy he's crying).
Aelita: Jeremie?  Did I miss something?  Why is there water on your face?
Jeremy: I'll tell you later, Aelita.
(Just In Time)
 
Odd: Want the latest news, Ulrich?
Ulrich: Is it good?
Odd: Not really.
Ulrich: Then no!
(Tidal Wave)
 
Odd: I can't believe it! I'm about to be eaten by a mountain of food and I'm starving to death!
Ulrich: Some guys were born to lose!
(Tidal Wave)
 
Jim: Junk food is your worst enemy!
Ulrich: Unless your name is Odd, his worst enemy is whoever gets between him and his food.
Odd: Better believe it!
(Tidal Wave)
 
Yumi: By the way Ulrich, thanks for saving my life.
Ulrich: What wouldn't I do for you?
(Tidal Wave)
 
Jeremie: Return to the past, now.
Odd: (during the return trip) I'M SO HUNGRY!
(Tidal Wave)
 
Odd: (on phone with Yumi talking about Jim) Uh-oh, gotta go. Secret code, big fat clown.
(Rock Bottom)
 
Jim: I don't understand you three. Every vacation you always stay behind. Probably because your parents are sick of you. I sympathize with them.
(Rock Bottom)
 
Jeremie: (slams down fist on his chair arm) Look, I'm getting tired of all this quarrelling! Aelita needs us and that is what I call an emergency! So head for the scanners, all three of you are going! Aelita, help is on the way. I better warn you, Yumi and Ulrich are a bit, well you might say... buggie.
Aelita: You mean to say that they've been fighting, don't you?
Jeremie: You guessed it Aelita.
(Routine)
 
Yumi: A Sissi attack is almost as bad as a X.A.N.A. attack, and ten times more boring.
(Routine)
 
Aelita: I hope you're not going to kill each other if I leave you two alone?
(Routine)
 
Sissi: Ulrich dear, I have to tell you something. It can’t wait any longer.
Ulrich: Sissi dear, under normal conditions I would take the time to tell you to go fly a kite. But this time, I’ll be less polite and just ignore you.
(Routine)
 
Sissi: Hello Ulrich, dear! Can we talk for a minute?
Ulrich: First of all, I am not your "Ulrich dear!" Second of all, I will not go to your room to explain Exercise B, page 52.
Sissi: But... how did you know that I...
(Routine)
 
Yumi: Send Ulrich, Jeremie. He needs to be entertained! He loves to go to Lyoko!
Ulrich: Ladies first! Get her out of our hair.
(Routine)
 
Ulrich: Well, Odd, how's Aelita doing?
Odd: Pretty good up till now. Fortunately, she runs a lot faster than you.
(Frontier)
 
Odd: (to Jeremie) Your scanner is waiting, sir!
(Frontier)
 
 
(Jeremie sends Odd and Ulrich to the Mountain region)
Jeremie: Can you see anything?
Ulrich: Yes, Jeremie. Mountains, lots of 'em.
(The Girl of the Dreams)
 
(In Lyoko)
Hopper: It's over Aelita, X.A.N.A. is too powerful, he's become a threat to all mankind. I've got to shut down the supercomputer.
Aelita: But does that mean we'll die?
Hopper: No, but you mustn't forget me, ever. Never forget Aelita.
Aelita: Daddy...
(Aelita)
 
Yumi: Hey William, did you study hard?
William: Yep. Just ask me anything you want about American History.
Yumi: Uh, that's great but, uh, the test is in math.
William: (to himself) Uh, oh.
(Aelita)
 
Odd: Look on the bright side, now you've got two more great buddies.
Odd Clones: That's right!
Ulrich: Get real! That's three times as many bad jokes.
(Triple Trouble)
 
Ulrich: Please let me get a good grade, please let me get a good grade, just once. I'm begging ya. Please let me get a good grade.
Jeremie: You know, you might have better luck if you study before an exam. It beats praying for them.
(Double Trouble)
 
(After a shot put ball comes through the window of Ms. Hertz's classroom, and destroys her lesson model)
Ms. Hertz: (yelling from the window) Jim! You're worse than those barbarians who burned down the Alexandria Library!
Jim: Thank you, Suzanne.
(Double Take)
 
Yumi: I love your skirt, Aelita.
Aelita: Thanks. The shoulder pads aren't bad, either.
Jeremie: Hey, you two can discuss fashion later.
(Double Take)
 
Odd: Oh forget it. You guys have no sense of humor.
Ulrich: We do. That's the problem.
Yumi: Don't worry Odd. A sense of humor comes with growing up.
Odd: I'm the funniest guy in school! In fact, if I wasn't me, I'd be president of my own fan club.
Aelita: (laughs) Now that's what I call funny!
Odd: Yeah, but the problem is, I didn't mean for it to be funny.
(Double Take)
 
Yumi: Aelita, you're an angel.
(Double Take)
 
Aelita: Jeremie, you are the wind beneath my wings.
(Double Take)
 
(After Yumi saves Ulrich)
Ulrich: It's a pleasure to see you again, ladies.
Yumi: It's always nice to feel needed, isn't it?
(Skidbladnir)
 
Jeremie: I don't believe it. I can't be that bad in every single sport.
Aelita: Of course not. Actually, no, you really are lame at anything athletic.
(Jeremie glares at her)
(Maiden Voyage)
 
(Preparing for the first liftoff of the Skidbladnir)
Aelita: For you, Daddy. Liftoff!
(Maiden Voyage)
 
Odd: Holy cow, Aelita. Be careful or you'll get us all killed. Who taught you how to pilot?
Aelita: You did, Odd.
Odd: Oh.
(Maiden Voyage)
 
Jeremie: Another teacher standing guard? What is this, Fort Knox?
(Maiden Voyage)
 
Sissi: Well, sourpuss, having a hard time lifting your brain with those string-bean arms?
Jeremie: Odd, do you mind?
Odd: Aelita, I hate to talk with my mouth full. Would you mind taking over?
Aelita: Sissi, your head is so full of helium, you can float to the top.
(Maiden Voyage)
 
Jeremie: The only problem I have is our friend X.A.N.A. You remember the last few times he attacked?
Odd: Which time -- the one with the trees or at the swimming pool?
Ulrich: Odd, we agreed not to bring up that day at the pool, right?
Aelita: Well why? What happened at the pool, huh?
(Ulrich and Yumi blush)
Ulrich: Nothing.
Yumi: Nothing at all.
(Crash Course)
 
(After Ulrich virtualizes someone (Odd) for the first time without using instructions)
Odd: Ahh! You turned me into a garden gnome!
Ulrich: Oh, no.
Odd: Relax, just kidding.
(Crash Course)
 
(After Odd asked Jeremie to let Kiwi go to Lyoko)
Jeremie: No way, Odd. Besides, Kiwi is such a coward, he'd take off the second he sees a Kankrelat.
Odd: As fast as you did the time you went to Lyoko?
(Dog Day Afternoon)
 
Ulrich: (about Odd) Don't look back. There's a stray dog following us.
Odd: You don't want to get bitten in the leg, you better shut up.
(Dog Day Afternoon)
 
Yumi: Good to see you again. How's your vacation?
Ulrich: Short. Good to be back, though. Where's Aelita?
Yumi: Somewhere inside that bubble thing.
Odd: She's always got to be different, doesn't she?
(Distant Memory)
 

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